Okay.
I am going to open the document, use my supreme mental powers, and the book will write itself.
Me – knitting.
The book – writing itself.
We’re all clear on everything, right? Everybody knows what they have to do.
::opens document::
Any time. Aaaaaaany time now.
Any time.
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Gordon demanded a hair cut. Because you know, 1/2 inch of hair is too much. So now I cut it all off, and he has a high-and-tight.
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Any time.
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Jeaniene sent me GODIVA chocolate. I just want it to be known that I am getting chocolate, yarn, and Book Nook for Christmas. Clearly, I will be losing no weight the following year.
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Aaaany time.
I do believe my mental powers have failed.
I am glad that I am not the only one with failing mental powers…my projects never seem to get done either unless I stop my fun-time and do them myself. Hmmmph.
Yeah, jedi powers sucks on work… Just can’t seem to be able to stop trying 🙂
Chocolate is ALWAYS good! I went to the Artisans’Fair in Milan yestreday and I came home with some kind of Belgian biscuits: thre’s no chocolate but there’s yummy caramel between two wafer sheets that taste like cinnamon! Delicious!
(Ehm, no weight lost for me too…)
Hmm. Now maybe I should check whether my work is getting done while I am surfing….Nah, I’m sure it’s fine.
Let me know once you figure out how to make your mental power works. I want to apply it to laundry and cooking at home. Godiva, yum yum, Jeaniene is a keeper!
Were you the one who sent coconut? I have coconut candies now ands I thanks whoever sent them.
LOL, chocolate and a nook-although you could eat the chocolate and then read the nook on a treadmill, Nahhh, that would ruin the chocolate buzz.
Maybe you need more chocolate for your mental powers to work? No, I’m not an addict, why are you asking? 😉
My mental powers are not working either. I have 15 Norwegian essays, and 65 English essays in a huge pile that need correcting, and no matter how hard I focus my mental powers, the essays remain uncorrected.
Your mental powers work about as well as mine…. :\
you forgot the pixie dust (:
Are you sure the novel knows what it’s supposed to do? Maybe there’s a communication error and it’s waiting patiently for instructions. Have you tried percussive maintenance?
and how is that working out for you? Here on my pink planet I sit in the sun drinking Godiva martinis delivered by Juan the pool boy. Works every time!
Oooooh! Clearly I have been missing out on the pink planet fun. Are you sure those are martinis you have been drinking Bublee01?? Whatever it is, sign me up for one!
In the meantime I will settle for chowing down on chocolate chip cookies and cookie dough.
(will not be having weight loss either)
Ehm, does cookie dough count as diet food on the pink planet…? Just curious… 🙂
hahaha@ the 1/2 inch of hair!! 🙂
Chocolate sounds awesome. But I went out and spent a fair bit on treats from Trader Joes.. so umm.. I won’t be losing any weight either! (I never do at Christmastime anyway)
So how did your mental powers work out for you?
Mmmm I haven’t had Godiva in a long time…sounds really good right now x.x I wish they hadn’t stopped making ice cream, it was soooooo good!
Well I only had three hours of sleep last night and I’m not tired at all, so my mental powers most be working, whatever they are…
nummy chocalate